19 openings which are
Atlanta Falcons = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/29
Baltimore Ravens = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/9
Carolina Panthers = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/32
Chicago Bears = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/28
Cincinnati Bengals = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/11
Cleveland Browns = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/12
Denver Broncos = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/1
Green Bay Packers = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/27
Jacksonville Jaguars = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/14
Las Vegas Raiders = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/3
Miami Dolphins = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/6
New England Patriots = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/7
New Orleans Saints = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/30
New York Giants = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/18
Philadelphia Eagles = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/19
San Francisco 49ers = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/21
Seattle Seahawks = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/24
Tennessee Titans = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/13
Washington Redskins = https://parody.myfootballnow.com/team/20

*steps to the microphone*

"Before the first day of Christmas, could you please give to me...
...Three new team owners in the Parody.
On the second day of Christmas, could you please send to me...
...two tequila shots and three new team owners in the Parody?"