Don't you hate it when...


...you go to the store with 1 cheap **** scripto in your pocket, and forget to buy a 5 pack of legit full size bics.
Yes Bics matter. Y'know what I mean, nudge, nudge.

Have fun!

...you flick a Scripto on the pier and light your afro on fire.
My dad did this in '79. HA!
We will not discuss why an Italian man had an afro in '79. You had to be there.

Never heard of Scripto before, so had to google it. It was worth it.

Scripto is an American company that was founded in Atlanta, Georgia in 1923 by Monie A. Ferst.

MONEY FIRST!? What a name! :D

Gotta have a Bic