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Re: We Want Ewe! by CrazySexyBeast @ 1/23/2023 7:35 pm WELCOME TO THE 2038 NFL CROWN SHOWDOWN! © 2038 Slates Publications* Welcome to the 2038 Furious Four. The top four teams in the league have fought hard all season to earn their spot in this elite competition. It's been an exciting season, and now the top teams in the league have earned the right to compete for the championship. Now, it's time to see which team will come out on top and take home the championship trophy. Stay tuned for exciting matchups and edge-of-your-seat action! Saturday, #4 Baltimore (loanBlood) will be taking on undefeated Miami (Legendruthless) in a highly-anticipated matchup. Miami has been dominating throughout the season, but Baltimore has shown the ability to be a tough competitor that has the potential to surprise everyone. It'll be interesting to see if Baltimore can pull off the upset and hand #1 Miami just enough cab fare to get home. On Sunday, #2 Albuquerque, under new GM TheRookie, will be traveling to #1 Chicago (brxnivy) in a crucial matchup. Chicago has been undefeated at home in 2038, and Albuquerque will have to be atomic if they want to come out of the Windy City victorious. This game will be a hard-fought battle and it's shaping up to be a must-watch matchup. 2038 FURIOUS FOUR BRACKET: Slates Publications is owned by Brad Slates, developer of the Glitch App, founder of Glitch Worldwide, CEO of Near Miss Missile Manufacturers, author of “Catching up With Ketchup” and the pioneer of Ketchup Pancakes worldwide. "Catsup is just inhumane. Please leave cats out of our condiments, just as we try to keep them off our tables." - Brad Slates WE ARE HIRING SMILING FACES! “We pay small wages for all your pages!" - Stephan Staphanokoliosis, Director of Interns, Slates Publications. 95% of this article was written via chatgtp (https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt/). 100% of the article is actual fake news. Currently @ 2038 Eager Eight League is in its 21st season.* Custom team options available during offseason, Admin paid. Available Teams: (11) American Conference Las Vegas: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/3 Kansas City: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/4 Tennessee: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/13 Jacksonville: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/14 Indianapolis: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/16 National Conference Dallas: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/17 San Diego Bandits: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/22 Arizona: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/23 Minnesota: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/26 Green Bay: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/27 New Orleans: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/30 OTHER: These teams are (incredibly, weirdly, and oddly still) available upon request, as the current GM’s of each team would like to work on improving another team in the league and the challenges of doing so. Both teams are title ready and Crown contenders with excellent cap space moving forward. Both GMs want to stay in the league, but want a roster challenge. Please PM either the team owners (MIA:Legendruthless or ABQ:TheRookie) or the league Administrator (CrazySexyBeast) for access. FCFS. Miami: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/6 Albuquerque: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/32 *Cap can be reset upon request if necessary for new GMs within the first 24 hrs of team ownership. One time offer. Must PM Admin. FREE offseason team customization!!! League Home: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/ League Rules/Settings: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/forums/1/198?page=1#1337
Re: We Want Ewe! by CrazySexyBeast @ 1/26/2023 9:08 pm WELCOME TO THE 2038 NFL CROWN SHOWDOWN! © 2038 Slates Publications* We have arrived at the 2038 Crown Showdown! , the most highly-anticipated football game of the year! Today, we have the #1 seeded Miami (legendruthless) facing off against the National Conference’s #2 seeded Albuquerque Nukes in what should be a fierce battle for the Crown. Both teams have worked hard all season long to earn their spot in this game and now it all comes down to this one final showdown. Miami is well known for their powerful offense, while Albuquerque is known for their aggressive defense. Miami, favored by 3 for the Crown, emerged victorious in the AC title game with a final score of 23-0 against Baltimore (loanBlood). Baltimore was dominated from start to finish by a solid defense that kept Baltimore scoreless throughout the game. Miami's offense was also on point, scoring 23 points. Miami played with precision and focus, executing their plays to perfection. Unable to match the intensity and skill displayed by Miami, Baltimore was sent home for some deep thinking about next season. It was a well-deserved win for the Miami team, and a great game to watch for the fans. MIA VS. BALT BOX: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/box/6991 In the National Conference football game, Albuquerque came out on top with a final score of 17-6 at Chicago (brxnivy). The Nukes had a strong showing on both offense and defense, scoring 17 points and holding Chicago to only 6. Albuquerque executed with precision and focus, making it difficult for Chicago to keep up. It was a well-deserved win for the Nukes, and puts ABQ back in the Crown Showdown. After the game, Albuquerque GM TheRookie stated that “the win was all about the team." He also praised the players for their "hard work, dedication, and commitment to each other throughout the season.” CHI V. ABQ BOX: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/box/6992 2038 CROWN SHOWDOWN BRACKET: Slates Publications is owned by Brad Slates, developer of the Glitch App, founder of Glitch Worldwide, CEO of Near Miss Missile Manufacturers, author of “Catching up With Ketchup” and the pioneer of Ketchup Pancakes worldwide. “It is inappropriate and disrespectful to use cute lil' kittehs in our food products. The simple fact that cats are used in condiments should be taken very seriously.” - Brad Slates WE ARE HIRING SMILING FACES! “6 pack of soda if you fill the 10 page per day quota!" - Stephan Staphanokoliosis, Director of Interns, Slates Publications. That is one six pack of soda per 6 days at 10+ pages per day written. Each page must be not less than 751 words. 95% of this article was written via chatgtp (https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt/). 100% of the article is actual fake news. Currently @ 2038 Crown Showdown League is in its 21st season. Custom team options available during offseason, Admin paid. Available Teams: (11) American Conference Las Vegas: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/3 Kansas City: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/4 Tennessee: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/13 Jacksonville: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/14 Indianapolis: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/16 National Conference Dallas: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/17 San Diego Bandits: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/22 Arizona: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/23 Minnesota: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/26 Green Bay: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/27 New Orleans: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/30 OTHER*: These teams are (incredibly, weirdly, and oddly still) available upon request, as the current GM’s of each team would like to work on improving another team in the league and the challenges of doing so. Both teams are title ready and Crown contenders with excellent cap space moving forward. Both GMs want to stay in the league, but want a roster challenge. Please PM either the team owners (MIA:Legendruthless or ABQ:TheRookie) or the league Administrator (CrazySexyBeast) for access. FCFS. Miami: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/6 Albuquerque: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/32 Cap can be reset upon request if necessary for new GMs within the first 24 hrs of team ownership. One time offer. Must PM Admin. FREE offseason team customization!!! League Home: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/ League Rules/Settings: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/forums/1/198?page=1#1337 Last edited 1/27/2023 2:10 am
Re: We Want Ewe! by Legendruthless @ 1/27/2023 12:10 pm My team (Miami) is 48-0 with two titles. It’s loaded and young. Someone can take this team and only needs to create a gameplan. I would like to take on another team and build them up. Let me know if you’re interested. Liked by CrazySexyBeast
Re: We Want Ewe! by CrazySexyBeast @ 1/27/2023 8:06 pm PLEASE TAKE MIAMI! Legend will have his pick at rebuilding another team in the NFL - regardless, come EFA1. Great opportunity for a noob to take on a good team and pester the previous owner, great opportunity for the experienced GM! Good league, crazy owner (it's in the name), and we really do want you (or your friend!) Great opportunity for a new MFN player! ABQ, too! -CSB Last edited 1/28/2023 1:06 am
Re: We Want Ewe! by CrazySexyBeast @ 2/01/2023 9:05 pm WELCOME TO THE 2038 NFL CROWN SHOWDOWN! © 2038 Slates Publications* MIAMI WINS NFL CROWN SHOWDOWN 19-12 The NFL Crown Showdown took place Sunday, and it did not disappoint. The two sides put on a show for the fans around the globe, playing with heart and determination from start to finish. The first quarter was a closely contested battle, with both teams exchanging blows after Miami (legendruthless) put up 7 on a 3 yard end zone run by [player=10148]WR Belle Z’Bub[/player]. However, as the game wore on, and settled into a feild goal battle, the Crown went into halftime 10-3 MIA. In spite of taking the lead 12-10 with 9:30 remaining in the 3rd quarter, Albuquerque (TheRookie) just could not match Miami’s steady intensity throughout the game. Although they fought hard, in the end, the Nukes simply came up short. Miami tacked on another FG and brought home the Crown, 19-12. This championship game will be remembered as a testament to the talent and drive of the players involved. Both teams gave it their all, but in the end, only one could come out on top. Fans are already looking forward to next year's competition, and the journey for the teams will continue as they strive to reach the top once again. After Miami won the NFL Crown Showdown 19-12, Florida erupted with excitement and congratulations from fans, players, and the corporate entity of Miami Football, LLC, alike. With so many sharing their thoughts and feelings, and so many more posting heartfelt messages about the hard work and dedication that went into the victory, the interwebs “blew up” to celebrate the historic back to back win. BOX: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/box/6993 LOG: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/log/6993 FILM: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/watch/6993#1204932 2038 CROWN SHOWDOWN FINAL BRACKET: Slates Publications is owned by Brad Slates, developer of the Glitch App, founder of Glitch Worldwide, CEO of Near Miss Missile Manufacturers, author of “Catching up With Ketchup” and the pioneer of Ketchup Pancakes worldwide. 3.3.1991% of this article was written via chatgtp (https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt/). 100% of the article is actual fake news. Currently @ 2039 EFA4 League is in its 22nd season.* Custom team options available during offseason, Admin paid. Available Teams: (12) American Conference Las Vegas: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/3 Kansas City: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/4 Tennessee: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/13 Jacksonville: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/14 Indianapolis: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/16 National Conference Dallas: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/17 Los Angeles (N) [Formerly San Diego Bandits]: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/22 Arizona: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/23 Minnesota: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/26 Green Bay: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/27 Atlanta: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/29 Albuquerque Nukes: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/32 OTHER: Miami is (strangely, obtusely, yet unfortunately and expectedly still) available upon request, as the current GM would like to work on improving another team in the league and the challenges of doing so. Limited time offer. Please PM MIA (Legendruthless) or the league Administrator (CrazySexyBeast) for access. FCFS. Miami: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/team/6 Cap can be reset upon request if necessary for new GMs within the first 24 hrs of team ownership. One time offer. Must PM Admin. FREE offseason team customization!!! League Home: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/ League Rules/Settings: https://vikings.myfootballnow.com/forums/1/198?page=1#1337 Last edited 2/02/2023 8:35 am*
Re: We Want Ewe! by CrazySexyBeast @ 2/05/2023 11:22 pm cleared every single team in the NFL's dead cap. Reset all AI run teams to original team names/actual RL NFL hex colors (becuase MFN cannot even do that right, ffs. OI!) Will do again post LFA1 and pre mid week 1 sims if I am still admin. I guess the biggest middle finger I could put up was to give every team the exact same break. Those forum jerks are right, I'm absolutely the arsehole. Anyway, if I am still admin at week 9 mid week, I will clear caps again. Might be fun to run a league that clears cap on a very, very regular basis (efa1, draft rd1, lfa1, tc, pre mid1, regmid1). That is certainly what I will do should the league not get a new admin or not fold. Consider a no dead cap league to be the car wreck we all never wanted but are all willing to watch.